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Pick the Poo Up

I have re-written the words of Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah”. It came to me on tonight’s dog walk after several red wines. I may regret posting this.

Enjoy . . .

I heard there is a dog or two
Whose owners just ignore their poo
‘Cause you don’t really care for rules now, do ya?

You’re conscience isn’t even pricked
When people stand in your dog’s sh*t
You’re such a knob, ’cause you don’t pick the poo up.

Pick the poo up
Pick the poo up
Pick the poo up
Pick the poo – oooooooo
Up.

I’ll tell you now without a doubt
That when my doggy curls one out
I’ll always have a bag on hand to scoop up.
Don’t think all owners are the same
It’s just a few who cause the pain
And don’t deserve their pug or hound or wolf pup.

Pick the poo up
Pick the poo up
Pick the poo up
Pick the (go high on this bit)
POOOOOOO – OOOOOOO . . . UP!
Air grab optional.

Baby I’ve been here before
I’ve seen this poo upon the floor
It’s such a shame these owners have to screw up.
And if I hear you get a fine
I’ll laugh out loud and drink more wine
And from my lips say “should’ve picked
the poo up.”

Pick the poo up
Pick the poo up
Pick the poo up
Pick the POOOO-OOOOOOO
….up.
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Thank you. I’m here all week.

. . . and apologies to all Cohen fans.

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